Going out last night, I tried on a pair of pants that had been too tight for awhile. But I have lost about 7 pounds so I thought I would try them again. I put them on and went into Beanie’s (18) room to get her opinion -
Me: Be honest, are these pants too tight?
Beanie: Do you want the kid answer or the mom answer?
Me: Give me the mom answer.
Beanie: The pants are fine.
Me: Okay, give my the kid answer.
Beanie: Those pants make your ass look hot.
How am I ever going to let this treasure of a child go away to college?